frenums:

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Americans: Youtube
Australians: Youchube
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empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

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frankensteinfanclub:

what about now girl

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

woodmeat:

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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calliedope:

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(Source: prettiibish)

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rebuy:

  hi:

rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

this joke cost him $750. rip..

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how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

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