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I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
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Latin American Studies Majors:
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my strange addiction - tumblr addition
"tumblr is a metaphor u see: u put the killing thing right between your teeth, but u dont give it the power to do its killing; until u inevitably give in to the cult of tumblr and sink to the depths of hell, cowering in the corner while satan butt fucks you with a flaming rod of torture.”
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
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I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.